My very tenuous connection with Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Where does time go? I don’t really want an answer to that, as I think there maybe a plug hole at the other end of the universe. To get straight … Continue reading
“Didn’t even notice you were gone”
Sometimes I feel like one of those kids who always gets left behind on school trips. They pop into a toilet for a quick piddle, only to find the bus … Continue reading
“… between the Devil and the Horse”
This morning a man in cowboy hat signed off a dream with the words: “You godda decide between the devil and the horse”. Nothing more, just that. How selfish dream … Continue reading
Christmas ain’t over till the bag lady sings
The festive season in Spain just keeps on giving. Even when you fall to your knees begging it to stop. Here in sleepy old Conil de la Frontera, January 5th … Continue reading
Goodbye 2016 and good riddance!
Normally, I try to be in bed by ten at the latest on New Year’s Eve. That’s if Angelica doesn’t catch me and make me stay up till midnight. This … Continue reading
I wrote Fake News for a National British Newspaper!
In the spring of 2002 I was living in countryside of Andalucia when I submitted an idea for a regular column to the travel section of UK’s Independent newspaper. Intent … Continue reading
Modern First Family
Modern First Family – TV review With Fake News hitting the corporate headlines it’s getting almost impossible to distinguish fake news from real news. In order to let our readers judge … Continue reading
Ol’ Mophead Mops up the Votes
I don’t know what to say. I really don’t. But, looking for the tiniest ray of sunshine on the cloudiest of days, at least Hillary didn’t win. Now, now, before … Continue reading
No question about it, Hillary is either honest or dishonest
Though I don’t want to be called a Trumpist – it sounds so silly – there can be little doubt the latest Clinton email upset has left slavish hacks on both … Continue reading
House of Cads
A source close to Westminster, who would prefer to remain anonymous, recently told me of a filthy rumour flying round concerning Parliament’s vote to strip Sir Philip Green of his … Continue reading
Russians halt search for intelligent life in Washington
A Russian research team, which claimed to have detected signs of intelligent life in Washington, has now discovered the life there not to be quite so intelligent after all. A … Continue reading
How I rediscovered my Welsh Heritage on a Sofa
What a topsy-turvy world we live in. And what a June to remember. To paraphrase Oscar Wilde: to lose national dignity once in a week could be regarded as misfortune, to … Continue reading
Bryan Hemming 