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The Pope’s Private Parts

During the long, suffocating tropical nights of last summer, I was sometimes reduced to a feverish state by the unrelenting heat. As buckets of sweat oozed from pores I don’t remember having, I was seized by fantasies of an almost megalomaniac nature. Do your eyeballs have pores? Mine seem to. They certainly sting with sweat-type juice sometimes. To get back to the point, stalking the no-man’s land between semi-consciousness and dream my mind overran with improbable visions and bizarre imaginings. I dreamed of having the most popular blog in the world, and ways I might achieve it. Read more



3 comments on “The Pope’s Private Parts

  1. Bryan Hemming
    November 11, 2012

    Even I didn’t think about majestic penetration. And now you take me to depths I couldn’t have imagined. Forgive me, Your Majesty, it was all Noeleen’s fault.


  2. WordsFallFromMyEyes
    November 10, 2012

    I thought immediately of his private parts, not of hobbies – can’t even imagine him knitting mittens!

    But the QUEEN’s private parts? My mind never went there, until you took me to it. Eek. And to think they’ve actually been penetrated.
    Ugh! OK!
    I do love the way you write, Bryan.


  3. Ritika Upadhyay
    November 9, 2012

    Reverse psychology just kicked in.


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