Don’t sing at Eurovision, Engelbert
“Engelbert Humperdinck’s mum buys her nylons at our shop,” my mum used to boast to her customers at Syston’s little Stocking Box on the High Street. Times were much simpler in … Continue reading
The King of Spain & Elephants
The most ridiculous excuse I heard for King Juan Carlos of Spain being in Botswana slaughtering elephants over last weekend was the African country is, more or less, so overpopulated with … Continue reading